Haha, yeah, nice cover story. "I was just sleepwalking and I just happen to sleepscrew you!"
I've heard of drunk dialing, but now people are sleep texting? Jesus, these people with cell phones manage to be jackasses even when they are sound asleep.
You know how if you put a sleeping person's hand in warm water they will pee themselves? Well, I often play the sound of a grill in people's ears when they sleep so they will get up and make me a hamburger. Works every time.
Unfortunately this guy never posted a link to his recordings. Way to give a guy blue balls.
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