I love sleeping disorders. There is nothing funnier than hearing a story about a guy who gets up in the middle of the night, pisses in the hallway, and when his roommates ask him about it the next day he has no memory of what took place. You can read these kinds of stories and more at the SleepEducation Forums.

I have sort of the same thing happening but I listen to that Daniel Powter song that goes "But you had a bad day" before falling asleep and I end up getting up and having sex with my uncle in my sleep.

I say those things when I'm awake.

Before I visited a sleep clinic to diagnose my sleeping disorder I was the Great Gatsby by night.

Perhaps your body just has to catch up to your brain when this happens next time.

Speaking a language you've never learned in your sleep? Your girlfriend is just screwing with your mind.


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