College? COLLEGE?!?

I think Goku could kick all of their asses.

Beating someone up because you cared so much about your football pal's hetero streak? Sounds pretty gay to me.

Gay Man Test
1) Does your penis go up when you see a naked man?
If you answered yes, you could be gay!

Humanity is fucking doomed.

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