We have a little bet going around the office about chicken sex.
I almost can't imagine the colossal timeout "chad" got for this one.
Ellen here has the biggest bullshit job in the world.
Well now we know who got the cool project: BEN NEWLING!!!
Wow, that's pretty fuckin' deep, Maria.
If you have to ask, you simply don't "get it."
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