We have a little bet going around the office about chicken sex.
I almost can't imagine the colossal timeout "chad" got for this one.
Ellen here has the biggest bullshit job in the world.
Well now we know who got the cool project: BEN NEWLING!!!
Wow, that's pretty fuckin' deep, Maria.
If you have to ask, you simply don't "get it."
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Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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