We have a little bet going around the office about chicken sex.

I almost can't imagine the colossal timeout "chad" got for this one.

Ellen here has the biggest bullshit job in the world.

Well now we know who got the cool project: BEN NEWLING!!!

Wow, that's pretty fuckin' deep, Maria.

If you have to ask, you simply don't "get it."

Thanks to my forum buds Shmorky, touqueguy, Atomo, DLane, rockthecasbah5, CaptainWinky, wheat squid, anotherone, and Publius.

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