Holy gee whiz, now you have something new to think about while you're hiding in your locker!
Yeah I'm getting really tired of all that juvenile stuff. On Power Rangers.
Are you sure? Because you look so much more like a gravy thunder ranger.
This might be a lot less sad if we didn't already know what our pal the gravy master here looks like.
Hahaha, "Honey, think you could get your mom to make me a power ranger uniform?"
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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