Holy gee whiz, now you have something new to think about while you're hiding in your locker!
Yeah I'm getting really tired of all that juvenile stuff. On Power Rangers.
Are you sure? Because you look so much more like a gravy thunder ranger.
This might be a lot less sad if we didn't already know what our pal the gravy master here looks like.
Hahaha, "Honey, think you could get your mom to make me a power ranger uniform?"
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