Holy gee whiz, now you have something new to think about while you're hiding in your locker!
Yeah I'm getting really tired of all that juvenile stuff. On Power Rangers.
Are you sure? Because you look so much more like a gravy thunder ranger.
This might be a lot less sad if we didn't already know what our pal the gravy master here looks like.
Hahaha, "Honey, think you could get your mom to make me a power ranger uniform?"
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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