Oh goodness me, a power ranger photo gallery!
Our best scientists believe this is what Harry from Harry and the Hendersons might look like if you shaved it.
Maybe several more pieces of clipart would draw attention away from your offensive appearance?
This might be the most depressing thing I've seen all week.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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