Hey, whatever it takes for you to sleep at night, pal.
It would be nice if "NorseViking's" car would turn and flop into a river.
I'm not too upset that "Hedge" never goes outside.
The only reason "Norseman" has 1389 posts is because his keyboard has gotten tangled up in his pubic hair.
Aww, so timid and ineffectual. Kind of like a little depressed puppy (that hates blacks).
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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