Hey, whatever it takes for you to sleep at night, pal.

It would be nice if "NorseViking's" car would turn and flop into a river.

I'm not too upset that "Hedge" never goes outside.

The only reason "Norseman" has 1389 posts is because his keyboard has gotten tangled up in his pubic hair.

Aww, so timid and ineffectual. Kind of like a little depressed puppy (that hates blacks).

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