Hey, whatever it takes for you to sleep at night, pal.
It would be nice if "NorseViking's" car would turn and flop into a river.
I'm not too upset that "Hedge" never goes outside.
The only reason "Norseman" has 1389 posts is because his keyboard has gotten tangled up in his pubic hair.
Aww, so timid and ineffectual. Kind of like a little depressed puppy (that hates blacks).
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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