Are they talking about laundry? I don't know.

This girl hasn't had her "period" yet. Get it? Hehe.

I love hole dancing! Every night my girlfriend go down to the old club and hole dance the night away!

3. People who post threads about what the most annoying things about a forum are.

MAYBE.

Out of all of the characters to make a thread about I'd imagine these two are the oddest couple.

I'M SORRY MAMA. I NEVER MEANT TO POST THIS SHIT. BUT TONIGHT, I'M CRYING IN THE CLOSEST.

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