Now if only every internet "poet" would slit their wrists after writing such abominations.
Sounds good to me.
"Gunn Daddy" makes it short and to the point.
Catchphrases! I love them!
Hopefully a bulder falls on your house before you can draw the first character and quit.
Wern't they selling this shit in CompUSA two years ago?
If jacobi put this much time and effort into the stock market he'd be a millionaire.
Star Wars Galaxies? More like Dumb Macro Galaxies.
It's going to suck when this guy is the last man on earth and needs to procreate in order to save mankind. Judging from the image below, we're doomed.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends The Dirtkeeper, snakeplissken, Darksider, vishuno, kliksf, Pretzelcoatl, Bad Mongo, Jetrail, Ah Pook, Slizer, City_Hunter, Puffery, The Suede Potato, Spacebound, ToasterThief, notforclimbing, Kiru, jackelope, Oxilite, Beecock, Silas Von Pebbles, and Package Molesto for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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