Now if only every internet "poet" would slit their wrists after writing such abominations.
Sounds good to me.
"Gunn Daddy" makes it short and to the point.
Catchphrases! I love them!
Hopefully a bulder falls on your house before you can draw the first character and quit.
Wern't they selling this shit in CompUSA two years ago?
If jacobi put this much time and effort into the stock market he'd be a millionaire.
Star Wars Galaxies? More like Dumb Macro Galaxies.
It's going to suck when this guy is the last man on earth and needs to procreate in order to save mankind. Judging from the image below, we're doomed.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends The Dirtkeeper, snakeplissken, Darksider, vishuno, kliksf, Pretzelcoatl, Bad Mongo, Jetrail, Ah Pook, Slizer, City_Hunter, Puffery, The Suede Potato, Spacebound, ToasterThief, notforclimbing, Kiru, jackelope, Oxilite, Beecock, Silas Von Pebbles, and Package Molesto for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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