True Christians Unite!
Update: Yes, this seems to be a parody forum as was confirmed by a few people. It's still hillarious though. And trust me, people like this probably do exist.
Internet King Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka had this to say about True Christians Unite, "Holy moley this can't be real. This has to be some complex series of parodies." We still can't tell. If this whole forum is some kind of prank to milk a reaction out of religious people then good show. If it really is real then I fear for us all. You decide!
Mmmm... hot pepper sauces.
HEY isn't that GREAT. THANK you for SHARING.
Wow. The business of shipping and translating bibles. Doesn't get much more exciting than this folks.
There's a difference between "one million visitors" and "one million visitors who think you're an insane crackpot".
OH Jeuses. It's this PERSON again.
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Ass ass ass.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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