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What do you get when you cross Star Wars nerds with Everquest nerds? Star Wars Galaxies nerds!

The teams you like didn't get the praise you think they deserve, so that means America sucks? No wonder our elections go the way they do.

I'm sure you know what it is, what it does, how it works, and how to operate it.

Rolls of blubber can be used to store items like diabetes medicine, leftover pizza, and Star Wars figures.

Why did someone submit this? He's actually right. By God someone on these horrible forums was actually right about something. Am I wrong in making fun of these people? Have I been wrong all along?

Wait, no, I was right.

Do they pay you in Pokemon cards?

Wrestling is like a soap opera for men with repressed homosexual feelings.

And fifty of those posts each day is him complaining that Greedo didn't shoot first.

"Shoki" you've got a long way to go if you want to become King Nerd.

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