Pay no attention to the creepy fuck following you around in Walgreens, just hoping to get aroused by a glimpse of your 13 year old daughter in a diaper.
Pierced baby wants more peepee!
Actually no, I'm wondering if you're a registered sex offender.
Lookin' good Dale.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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