Pay no attention to the creepy fuck following you around in Walgreens, just hoping to get aroused by a glimpse of your 13 year old daughter in a diaper.

Pierced baby wants more peepee!

Actually no, I'm wondering if you're a registered sex offender.

Lookin' good Dale.


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