"Stay away from my family you sick fuck."

Public humiliation is just a small price to pay in exchange for... well.. sitting in a wet diaper for hours I guess. It gives me a boner alright, get off my back.

Dude can we get through one game of Street Fighter without you jacking off to Chun Li every time she does a flipkick. She's not even wearing diapers bro.

You know you're fucked up when you're grossing out truck drivers in public restrooms.

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