"Great party, Deb."

Dominic's logic is out of this world. Literally, I think it came from the moon.

Naive is cute but also saddening.

I like how she has to assure us that she didn't marry a family member. Class all around.

The professor looked behind him. Alas, he had left the freezer open. The book was a 8 page (double-spaced) romantic haunted house escapade written by an 17-year-old taking a high school creative writing class. The professor felt it time for bed. The end.

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