"Great party, Deb."
Dominic's logic is out of this world. Literally, I think it came from the moon.
Naive is cute but also saddening.
I like how she has to assure us that she didn't marry a family member. Class all around.
The professor looked behind him. Alas, he had left the freezer open. The book was a 8 page (double-spaced) romantic haunted house escapade written by an 17-year-old taking a high school creative writing class. The professor felt it time for bed. The end.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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