Here's a good experiment to see if it's possible for a group of people to all feel the same shame at once.

Bad night at the Gas-N-More?

Hey, take it easy, Grandpa.

"How exactly did YOU invent a way to be seen as special or different in society?"

We shouldn't trust "NightDove2004" as a guardian of the human race. The only thing that cat's ever guarded is a box of creamsicles from his roommate.

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