Being well-adjusted is overrated anyway.

I read this the first time as "vampyres do have disproportionately large heads" and my world started to crumble and I began to wonder if everything I ever knew was false. Was wrong, though.

Have some Chef Boyardee and can it, already.

I know they're joking, but really, the answer is weirdo. Come on.

So long, appetite. You were taken from this world far too soon.

Yeah, good call here. You really want to wait until they're at least 4 or 5 before obtaining mood-altering drugs for your children.

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