HA HA!! GREAT JOKE!! A GREAT TIME IS BEING HAD RIGHT NOW -- BY ME!!!

Oof! Denied!

I'm almost positive there was an episode of Star Trek where the crew all turned into animals or something for this very reason.

Who the hell wears a shirt while they use the computer?

FLY AWAY!!!!!

Nick at Nite is my reality shield of choice. Fred Sanford is a riot.

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