HA HA!! GREAT JOKE!! A GREAT TIME IS BEING HAD RIGHT NOW -- BY ME!!!
Oof! Denied!
I'm almost positive there was an episode of Star Trek where the crew all turned into animals or something for this very reason.
Who the hell wears a shirt while they use the computer?
FLY AWAY!!!!!
Nick at Nite is my reality shield of choice. Fred Sanford is a riot.
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