I hate the negativity.

LARGE HATS SCARE "PSI ANGEL 7", NEWS AT 8

Forsoothe, of mine Hot Pockets the barbecue flavor shan't be depleted much longer. To the goods merchant!

I enjoy soaking my bread in some soup and then eating that bread.

Ted DiBiase was secretly a werewolf and Bam Bam Bigelow could conjure energy balls with his mind.

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