Don't steal from Wal-Mart. You'll end up in a Wal-Mart.
THE MEME NEVER DIES.
The only thing I liked about the Chuck Norris thing was that lever on Conan. Conan is still pretty good these days but I doubt he's going to get the Tonight Show. Leno has a history of being kind of a bastard and won't give up that show without a fight.
Name yourself "I can't think for myself".
The euro? That explains everything.
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And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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