You don't want to get that aluminum deodorant in your mouth! That stuff is poison!

So uhm, how about them Bears...

Tiny turtles are soooo cute. I mean, I know that you want to see them crushed, but still, they are soooo cute.

I'll give you fifty bucks for 'em. Sixty if she's dead.

It's always fun to go on these extreme fetish web sites and find the one guy who everybody else thinks went too far.

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