You don't want to get that aluminum deodorant in your mouth! That stuff is poison!
So uhm, how about them Bears...
Tiny turtles are soooo cute. I mean, I know that you want to see them crushed, but still, they are soooo cute.
I'll give you fifty bucks for 'em. Sixty if she's dead.
It's always fun to go on these extreme fetish web sites and find the one guy who everybody else thinks went too far.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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