You don't want to get that aluminum deodorant in your mouth! That stuff is poison!
So uhm, how about them Bears...
Tiny turtles are soooo cute. I mean, I know that you want to see them crushed, but still, they are soooo cute.
I'll give you fifty bucks for 'em. Sixty if she's dead.
It's always fun to go on these extreme fetish web sites and find the one guy who everybody else thinks went too far.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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