"Ladies and gentlemen?" I doubt there's a single woman that even came close to caring about this post, let alone multiple.
Try the door to your house once in a while.
"Put your butts all over me!" is kind of a personal motto for Keith.
dzulhelmi is just like Superman with his own fortress of solitude, but instead of kryptonite he's paralyzed by social situations.
Oh okay I wasn't really sure about Firefox until you posted parts of your level 13 elf bard's backstory.
Whatever happened to normal hobbies? A lot of these guys would be better off fooling around with a chemistry set, launching model rockets, or doing any other activity that could cause serious injury.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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