"Ladies and gentlemen?" I doubt there's a single woman that even came close to caring about this post, let alone multiple.

Try the door to your house once in a while.

"Put your butts all over me!" is kind of a personal motto for Keith.

dzulhelmi is just like Superman with his own fortress of solitude, but instead of kryptonite he's paralyzed by social situations.

Oh okay I wasn't really sure about Firefox until you posted parts of your level 13 elf bard's backstory.

Whatever happened to normal hobbies? A lot of these guys would be better off fooling around with a chemistry set, launching model rockets, or doing any other activity that could cause serious injury.

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