"Ladies and gentlemen?" I doubt there's a single woman that even came close to caring about this post, let alone multiple.
Try the door to your house once in a while.
"Put your butts all over me!" is kind of a personal motto for Keith.
dzulhelmi is just like Superman with his own fortress of solitude, but instead of kryptonite he's paralyzed by social situations.
Oh okay I wasn't really sure about Firefox until you posted parts of your level 13 elf bard's backstory.
Whatever happened to normal hobbies? A lot of these guys would be better off fooling around with a chemistry set, launching model rockets, or doing any other activity that could cause serious injury.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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