The Burn Book

Are you a high school girl that's recently been wronged by your friends and you want to share your torrid tale of puerile politics? Please don't!

E.T. phone ho.

I heard TottalyKaren956 shits in her backpack.

fuk u snack ass ho i saw u snackin on oreos lik a fukin horse r whateva in clas n u munchin the hole room hear u gettin fat hoe slut wit ur big ass horse face n teth look like mr. ed tryiin to talk but some1 fart in ya grill so u couldent

whateva hoe i got a bidet so DONT. FUCK. WIT. DIS.

Haha, he dumped her for a crossdressing guy. Must have found out about the backpack.

HOOTIE?

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