The Burn Book
Are you a high school girl that's recently been wronged by your friends and you want to share your torrid tale of puerile politics? Please don't!
E.T. phone ho.
I heard TottalyKaren956 shits in her backpack.
fuk u snack ass ho i saw u snackin on oreos lik a fukin horse r whateva in clas n u munchin the hole room hear u gettin fat hoe slut wit ur big ass horse face n teth look like mr. ed tryiin to talk but some1 fart in ya grill so u couldent
whateva hoe i got a bidet so DONT. FUCK. WIT. DIS.
Haha, he dumped her for a crossdressing guy. Must have found out about the backpack.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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