The Burn Book
Are you a high school girl that's recently been wronged by your friends and you want to share your torrid tale of puerile politics? Please don't!
E.T. phone ho.
I heard TottalyKaren956 shits in her backpack.
fuk u snack ass ho i saw u snackin on oreos lik a fukin horse r whateva in clas n u munchin the hole room hear u gettin fat hoe slut wit ur big ass horse face n teth look like mr. ed tryiin to talk but some1 fart in ya grill so u couldent
whateva hoe i got a bidet so DONT. FUCK. WIT. DIS.
Haha, he dumped her for a crossdressing guy. Must have found out about the backpack.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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