Yeah man, you used to act like a good-for-nothing Internet stoner. Funny how much life can change.

This is the last time we elect Gallagher to the city planning commission.

There might also be some poop and guts up there, so wear gloves.

An attention whore, and I did!

That damned cat.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends iw, 19, altruinomics, CaptainWinky, Chav, Lamb Scam, chipe, Uncle Jenkins, puffery, Sireg, flammable_legs and rubber cat.

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