Destined for a lonely life, you are!!! lol!!!!!
Do you think Trekdestroyer could take an all-you-can-eat buffet?
There should be a jock hotline we can call when things like this happen.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
This man does not take up all 3 seats. One of them is for holding the snacks.
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