Destined for a lonely life, you are!!! lol!!!!!
Do you think Trekdestroyer could take an all-you-can-eat buffet?
There should be a jock hotline we can call when things like this happen.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
This man does not take up all 3 seats. One of them is for holding the snacks.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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