E3 Forums

You can tell it's E3 week when every gaming forum you can find is acting like a group of 14 year old girls. It's as if their sole purpose is to whine, fawn over and speculate wildly about stupid shit. It's a real departure from normal.

By his logic, Bloodwolf806 should be out foraging for berries.


If you're a graphics ho, you'd better look out. This is gameplay slut territory.

Nobody got tired of this back in 2001!


They've had realism on the Internet for a long time. Even in this very thread, everyone ignored doctor_aquarius's failed attempt at humor. Just like real life!

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