The vampire goths who live in Alabama are the weirdest.
Maybe these guys are just really anemic.
Gotta get on that MySpace man. If you don't you miss out on shit like this.
NeoPets strikes again!
What will we do when vampire fags take over the Earth. Why, we'll call the REAL superheroes! As you'll see on the next page, there are a wide variety of delusional losers to choose from.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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