The vampire goths who live in Alabama are the weirdest.
Maybe these guys are just really anemic.
Gotta get on that MySpace man. If you don't you miss out on shit like this.
NeoPets strikes again!
What will we do when vampire fags take over the Earth. Why, we'll call the REAL superheroes! As you'll see on the next page, there are a wide variety of delusional losers to choose from.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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