The vampire goths who live in Alabama are the weirdest.
Maybe these guys are just really anemic.
Gotta get on that MySpace man. If you don't you miss out on shit like this.
NeoPets strikes again!
What will we do when vampire fags take over the Earth. Why, we'll call the REAL superheroes! As you'll see on the next page, there are a wide variety of delusional losers to choose from.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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