Before you decide on the font to use for your superhero banner, make sure people can read it. Nightphone? Nightpower? Nighthorn? I can't make heads or tails of it!


Wow, it's Cid from Final Fantasy IV!


Golden Axe's only weakness is to copyright infringement.


I tried to make a cop take my superhero card as state ID but then he showed me his superpower, a gun.


So is superhero roleplaying better or worse than cosplay on the Internet creepiness scale?


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