The sad saga of Kailey.

Check back in 2 months when she posts "I FINALLY KICKED HIM HIS DEADBEAT ASS OUT" thread.

You can't be pregnant. A guy has to cum three times.

The rhythm method doesn't work you idiot!!!

Have these people not heard of condoms???

I'll keep that in mind next time I get pregnant.

She has a point...

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