I'm 17 and in love!

Ugh.

LOL is the right attitude to have when having a baby at 16.

The Internet poll never lies.

I think the only appropriate response to this is NOOOOOOoooooo.

I think she's looking in the wrong hole.

I would like it very much actually.

Putting the IP address under their usernames has led to some hilarious results.

MySpace babies. Oh God.

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