Lewis, we've had presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference.

The symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the land of the free.

The White House is the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.

Oh "Daydreamin" will you ever learn?

Speak english mother fucker.

This is an image.

What's so great about Harry Potter anyway?

I'm not surprised.

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