Ugh, more poetry. Just add it to the pile I suppose.
This image is like reading a shitty forum AND having cataracts
The Something Awful Forums hates new users so much that we don't even allow them to introduce themselves. It's to stop threads like this from happening every single day...
...and replies like this.
Here's the translation: "I cried when Aerith died."
I wasn't going to give your thread a second glance but now that you mention you are female I'm going to stalk you and send you gifts off of your Amazon.com wishlist.
Oh "Baloki". Will you ever learn?
Hey look, it's Cute Girl v2.0! Everybody stop what you are doing and pay attention to her!
I wish ISP Terms of Service Agreements had a "Don't be a fucking moron" clause.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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