"Adeselna" is the life of the party.

All your base lol! That's pretty funny!

What.

You know, when it all comes down to it, I love internet people, but I HATE furries. Can't have shit because ignorant ass furries always come along to fuck it up. Can't have a forum open for more than 48 hours because furries show up and gross everyone else out. "Hey, this forum looks pretty good! I better talk about having sex with humonoid animals!" Tired tired tired of this shit.

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