"Adeselna" is the life of the party.

All your base lol! That's pretty funny!

What.

You know, when it all comes down to it, I love internet people, but I HATE furries. Can't have shit because ignorant ass furries always come along to fuck it up. Can't have a forum open for more than 48 hours because furries show up and gross everyone else out. "Hey, this forum looks pretty good! I better talk about having sex with humonoid animals!" Tired tired tired of this shit.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.