Sorry, only quality posts in this thread about putting souls into inanimate objects. Thank you for respecting our rules.
Call 911 and explain that someone is trying to kill you, with voodoo. Hopefully they'll arrest you for fucking around with 911 and you can't post on the Internet anymore.
I don't know about vampire hunters but someone should hunt your posts and kill them.
Spells work better when you equip earrings. Two for double the effect. Ugh, why do I know this?
Cast, uhm, magic missile.
Ouija boards are real because there is no shortage of people who want to screw around with their friend's heads and plenty of gullible people to believe stupid things. I wish I had invented it first.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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