Sorry, only quality posts in this thread about putting souls into inanimate objects. Thank you for respecting our rules.

Call 911 and explain that someone is trying to kill you, with voodoo. Hopefully they'll arrest you for fucking around with 911 and you can't post on the Internet anymore.

I don't know about vampire hunters but someone should hunt your posts and kill them.

Spells work better when you equip earrings. Two for double the effect. Ugh, why do I know this?

Cast, uhm, magic missile.

Ouija boards are real because there is no shortage of people who want to screw around with their friend's heads and plenty of gullible people to believe stupid things. I wish I had invented it first.

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