I wish you would leave your body and never return.
You got bruises because you walked into things while freaking out in your sleep you goth idiot.
Astral projection is actually the body trying to get away from the horrible personality inside of it.
Is astral projection some kind of TV? Is it better than rear projection because I've been looking to upgrade.
Being in a coma is just like being on vacation.
Haha she can't get fangs because she has braces. How sad is that? Yeah, the look on their faces is going to be the appropriate look that someone should have when a crazy woman makes a crazy request.
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