Where does this stuff actually happen? Do these guys rent out a room at the local YMCA and play vampire politics?
Okay, so you're only half nuts.
How is that not a legit question? Argh, those vampire mods are bastards.
They aren't giving you enough hours at Hot Dog on a Stick are they?
What the hell? (G)od? I've never seen it spelled that way in my life.
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