Someone call a geologist!

"jaythunder" is dating a very different kind of girl.

If you're going to be tearing things apart, you should start with your high school diploma.

Why don't you cut a happy face into your arm and talk to that?

These are not the coherent posts you're looking for.

Someone should throw a dictionary at "timgula".

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