This is the worst Christmas ever.
Oh Brad, you know just what to say and just when to say it.
"Anal vore" is apparently people being sucked into giant assholes. Seriously.
Whooooaaaaa, it's just like the stupid shit your friends would blurt out in junior high ALL OVER AGAIN!
Thanks for editing your post, it really puts a lovely icing on the whole thing.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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