This is the worst Christmas ever.
Oh Brad, you know just what to say and just when to say it.
"Anal vore" is apparently people being sucked into giant assholes. Seriously.
Whooooaaaaa, it's just like the stupid shit your friends would blurt out in junior high ALL OVER AGAIN!
Thanks for editing your post, it really puts a lovely icing on the whole thing.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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