This is the worst Christmas ever.

Oh Brad, you know just what to say and just when to say it.

"Anal vore" is apparently people being sucked into giant assholes. Seriously.

Whooooaaaaa, it's just like the stupid shit your friends would blurt out in junior high ALL OVER AGAIN!

Thanks for editing your post, it really puts a lovely icing on the whole thing.

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