This is the worst Christmas ever.
Oh Brad, you know just what to say and just when to say it.
"Anal vore" is apparently people being sucked into giant assholes. Seriously.
Whooooaaaaa, it's just like the stupid shit your friends would blurt out in junior high ALL OVER AGAIN!
Thanks for editing your post, it really puts a lovely icing on the whole thing.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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