I wonder what it was like when the harsh realization that this is just the Internet and nobody was actually tickling "Reika" set in.
"Deioth" has gotta lie in bed sometimes and wonder if it was worth it.
Thank you, "Dragon Slurp," it's great to learn about all your perverse sexual habits!
"Austin Wolfclaw" is humbled, but his sexually deviant spirit rages on.
"Angelica" was wrong, this is most definitely a problem.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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