I wonder what it was like when the harsh realization that this is just the Internet and nobody was actually tickling "Reika" set in.
"Deioth" has gotta lie in bed sometimes and wonder if it was worth it.
Thank you, "Dragon Slurp," it's great to learn about all your perverse sexual habits!
"Austin Wolfclaw" is humbled, but his sexually deviant spirit rages on.
"Angelica" was wrong, this is most definitely a problem.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.