I wonder what it was like when the harsh realization that this is just the Internet and nobody was actually tickling "Reika" set in.

"Deioth" has gotta lie in bed sometimes and wonder if it was worth it.

Thank you, "Dragon Slurp," it's great to learn about all your perverse sexual habits!

"Austin Wolfclaw" is humbled, but his sexually deviant spirit rages on.

"Angelica" was wrong, this is most definitely a problem.

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