Ever feel like pumping your genitals up to enormous sizes or injecting them with silicone to the size of a basketball? So do these guys! A few of these are censored for equilibrium's sake, but click on the if you'd like to see anyway.
Waiting for the kids is a great idea, you wouldn't want them to miss out on all that traumatization.
I wonder which one of them said, "Hey honey, I have an idea!"
Yeah, I went to school with that guy!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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