ExtremeCock

Ever feel like pumping your genitals up to enormous sizes or injecting them with silicone to the size of a basketball? So do these guys! A few of these are censored for equilibrium's sake, but click on the if you'd like to see anyway.

Waiting for the kids is a great idea, you wouldn't want them to miss out on all that traumatization.

I wonder which one of them said, "Hey honey, I have an idea!"

Grandpa, no!

Yeah, I went to school with that guy!

Hahahaha, Laughing!

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