American Idol Role Playing

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I just ain't feelin' it.

What?

Uh...

Err...

You smell like smegma.

She smells like those things in women's purses.

This is really disturbing.

I'm not just a queer, but I also play one on the internet!

They talk about movies and video games causing kids to become violent. But look what television has done to these people. It's a scary world we're living in.

Oh God please have mercy on me!

God: No.

Oh.

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