No need to pray folks. The guy didn't have any family. False alarm, nothing to see here.

Start the brainwashing early.

Hahahaha.

This is one of those people who don't use their turn signals while turning because they are too busy tending to their two year old screaming bastard sitting in the back seat.

I'll bet you a million bucks that this person owns an emachines computer.

When news breaks, you'll hear about it, on Rapture Ready!

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