No need to pray folks. The guy didn't have any family. False alarm, nothing to see here.
Start the brainwashing early.
This is one of those people who don't use their turn signals while turning because they are too busy tending to their two year old screaming bastard sitting in the back seat.
I'll bet you a million bucks that this person owns an emachines computer.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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