Look at you rubes not using my strict guidelines to choose which candidate to vote for.

Someone please tell me they've seen my future self getting laid at some point.

I'm not saying that it's impossible man. I'm just saying that I have no idea what in the fuck you are talking about.

I really see no evidence showing otherwise.

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