Look at you rubes not using my strict guidelines to choose which candidate to vote for.
Someone please tell me they've seen my future self getting laid at some point.
I'm not saying that it's impossible man. I'm just saying that I have no idea what in the fuck you are talking about.
I really see no evidence showing otherwise.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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