Look at you rubes not using my strict guidelines to choose which candidate to vote for.
Someone please tell me they've seen my future self getting laid at some point.
I'm not saying that it's impossible man. I'm just saying that I have no idea what in the fuck you are talking about.
I really see no evidence showing otherwise.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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