And then, when the dust has settled and my camp has grown to a significant size, we will proceed to get HIGH AS SHIT.
I think you've been prescribed with medication because you are batshit fucking insane. Think about it.
Oh I see. I cant believe I never noticed this before.
Can you believe we actually form words out of these untrustworthy things! Bowing down to the government yet again.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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