And then, when the dust has settled and my camp has grown to a significant size, we will proceed to get HIGH AS SHIT.

I think you've been prescribed with medication because you are batshit fucking insane. Think about it.

Oh I see. I cant believe I never noticed this before.

Can you believe we actually form words out of these untrustworthy things! Bowing down to the government yet again.

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