I dont think John and Jesus kissed each other after working out in the gym.
After a 24 hour stretch of nonstop masturbation, I would feel empty too.
Well it's great that you made a new friend out of this whole ordeal.
What kind of sick fuck actually rewinds and rewatches scenes from Elektra? Get out while you still can!
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This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The Men Must Pay for What They Did to the Footballs
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Super Bowl Ready TV Sports Graphics!
*Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.*
Make Sitcoms Worse!
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