Blazing Grace

Sunday, Jan 18, 2009 by Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley

I dont think John and Jesus kissed each other after working out in the gym.

After a 24 hour stretch of nonstop masturbation, I would feel empty too.

Well it's great that you made a new friend out of this whole ordeal.

What kind of sick fuck actually rewinds and rewatches scenes from Elektra? Get out while you still can!

Previous More The Weekend Web Next

This Week on Something Awful...

I'll Just Be Over Here, Saying Things
09-21-2017 by Guest Columnist James Damore
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
The Something Awful Guide to the Tokyo Game Show [PARTIAL]
09-20-2017 by David "g0m" Dolan
I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.

There's More Bad Destiny 2 Merchandise Than Good Destiny 2 Content
Video Game Article
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
Magician's Suit at the Dry Cleaners!
Comedy Goldmine
"Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No?"
Awkward Apocalypse Moments!
Comedy Goldmine
I hate when it's apocalypse and relatable awkward shit happens to me... fuck...

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Media

Articles

Reviews

Hosted

Forums

Blazing Grace

This Week on Something Awful...

I'll Just Be Over Here, Saying Things

The Something Awful Guide to the Tokyo Game Show [PARTIAL]

There's More Bad Destiny 2 Merchandise Than Good Destiny 2 Content

Magician's Suit at the Dry Cleaners!

Awkward Apocalypse Moments!

About This Column

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

What's Hot

Popular Threads

Random Articles

Search