Sounds perfectly reasonable. You are gay right?

Oh one last thing. I have absolutely no idea how my body works.

Why can't I have dreams this badass? An all out war between Angels and trenchcoat-wearing Satanists AND zero debt. It's just not fair.

What the hell kind of therapist are you visiting?

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