I believe it.
What the fuck is going on in this confession?
Haha. I think he's doing a lot more boasting than confessing here.
Well that's the only reason to have gay friends.
Shit, so would I.
Oh be nice.
Tell the truth!
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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