To be the man, you have to beat the man's fixed rate refinancing at 5.625%. Some naysayers claim that the Financial Industry isn't real; that many professional wrestlers artificially inflate the future values of common consumer quantities, and debt-equity swaps are for entertainment purposes only. The Nature Boy Ric, however, will have you screaming WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! while his "relationships with many business", which include various folding chair manufactures and Chop Block Overstock, secure you the best deal on a good loan.
There's nothing illegal about these financial holdings. Contact Ric Flair & his Figure Four Financial Specialists and watch him body slam your low credit score today! Make your your speakers are on, so you can listen to the last dying gasps of one of America's greatest entertainers. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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