Lord Warmington Studio, submitted by grzydj. Religion has produced some of the most incredible works of art in human history. Devotion to God can inspire beautiful expression of faith. Unfortunately, in the past fifty years God has been beaming absolute shit to his faithful, and none has been more faithful than "Lord Warmington".

Hello my name is Dana Hanson. I have always loved to draw and be creative. My mothers maiden name was LORD, and my fathers last name is WARMINGTON and that is how the name Lord Warmington Studio came about. I know that my talent is not because of something that I have done, but a God given gift that He has put inside of me. We all have a purpose for and in life. We all have talents and gifts that God has given to us. I feel my purpose is to paint what God wants and to share what He gives me to paint. He has delivered me from darkness, lies, bondages, drugs, alcohol and many other things. I am so thankful that He loved me just that way and that He called me out by name. If it wasn't for the Lord Jesus Christ I would not be here today. I owe it all to Him.

"The Story of Genesis: A Harlequin Adult Novel". "Lord Warmington" includes a lot of interesting Christian imagery like lions everywhere and sword-wielding dragon slayers, all in luscious color ready for black velvet.

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