NoMarriage.com, submitted by Wolfsforza. If this site is any indication, marriage is about as fun as trying to pass kidney stones in reverse. That may be true, but then I've never been married. Now I probably would be married, but my mail order bride ended up getting mixed in with the neighbor's mail and that's still being sorted out in small claims court. But that's not important, unless you're my neighbor, my mail, or me. This site promotes the simple idea that women are beasts wanting nothing more than to destroy mankind. I think there is some truth to that, but usually only when the women are wearing football armor and carrying rocket launchers. In actuality, this site pretty much seems to be against American women and advises you to go to foreign countries where women are desperate for the opportunity to relocate to a land that has such amenities as water, health, and a government that doesn't disappear their brothers, fathers, and uncles.
Women to avoid are women interested in Career, Personal Success, Personal Growth, Finding Themselves, and Self-improvement. That includes all career women and the majority of other North American and Western European women. I mostly use "American woman" throughout the website because it bacame synonymous with everything that is wrong with modern women. Substitute American with British, Canadian, Australian, etc if you don't live in the US.
So there you have it, ladies. As usual, you're doing things all wrong!
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