Welcome to the 7th Day ARM, submitted by Laconfir. Why are crazy people so attracted to large, colorful fonts and completely horrid background images? What inspires them to ramble on and on and on about the mysteries of the universe, despite the fact they experience extreme difficulties unraveling the mysteries of opening their bathroom door? Crazy people flock by the thousands to the concept of god, the evil government, and bizarre conspiracies, but you never once see them writing about something like ants, or car tires, or the Swedish. It's always god, government, and conspiracies. Always.

The outer space backgrounds used throughout these web pages are pictures that were taken from the Hubble Telescope; which are a living testimony of Jehovah's, The Great I AM, Existence, Imagination and His Creative Power. Survivors by the Grace of God through Faith in Christ Jesus will be able to visit the universe throughout Eternity, when Jesus Returns. Are you prepared? Are you ready?

Gosh, no, I'm not ready! I've got a couple loads of laundry to do, as well as pay off my credit card bills and finish sealing my deck! Can't Jesus wait a few weeks before He comes back? That will give us enough time to set up the guest bedroom for Him.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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